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Hillary Clinton and John Kerry Gag Gifts

These Conservative Gifts are perfect for any Hillary or Kerry Hater. Amuse your friends, annoy your liberal associates. Now on Sale at a lower Price!

Original, hand-crafted ceramic caricatures of Hillary Clinton and John Kerry now available as kitchenware/barware and political collectibles.

The glazed items are suitable for food uses, such as separating eggs. The unglazed items are suitable as planters, vases, desk accessories, candy dishes, swizzle stick holders and so forth. The painted items are individually hand-painted.

These Items are Shipped Separately from our other Products.

Brand New Hillary Egg Yolk Separator Video

John Kerry Egg Separator
Price: $12.99
Glazed Ivory with Rust Highlights.

No egg too rotten, no yolk too yellow for the John Kerry Egg Yolk Separator.

Break eggs into the head, tilt, and whites run out his nose.

John Kerry Gag Gift - Color Wash

Hillary Clinton and John Kerry Gifts make great plant pots
Hillary Clinton Egg Yolk Separator
Price: $12.99
Glazed Ivory with Rust Highlights.

Get a hoot from this snoot --
Break eggs into her head, tilt, and whites run out her nose.

Running all her lifetime, but never looking more Presidential than now.

Hillary Clinton Color Wash Gift

Hillary will never be President
John Kerry Gag Gift - Unglazed
Price: $14.99
Just in time for the 2008 Election. Own this piece of political history.
John Kerry Gag Gift
Hillary Gift - Unglazed
Price: $14.99
Great looking Hillary Gag Gift. Use it for whatever you feel like, we don't care!
Hillary Clinton Gag Gift
Hillary Incense Burner
Price: $14.99
Burn Hillary, Burn!!
Hillary Clinton Incense Burner

Hillary Clinton Chia-Shea-Pet
Price: $14.99
She acts like she is green, let's allow her to be.
Hillary Clinton Chia Pet

Hillary Coin Bank
Price: $24.99
Save up your money using this coin bank because if Hillary Gets into office you will need all of the savings you can muster up to pay for the new taxes.
Hillary Clinton Coin Bank

Hillary Candle Holder
Price: $24.99
We can't explain this one. We just trust you will put this to use.
Anti-Hillary Clinton Candle Holder

Hillary Egg Yolk Separator
Price: $23.99
This is the perfect gag gift for any Hillary Hater. Use it to separate the yolks out of your rotten (or good) eggs.

We are sure you will find many great uses for this versatile Tool.

Now comes in Yellow Blonde. Please specify when ordering.

Anti-Hillary Clinton Egg Yolk Separator

Hillary Egg Yolk Separators now come in Blonde!

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